Ten points for the Simpsons.

"Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?"

Ah. Yes, very good.

Hello Grandpa

Spontaneous haircut excerpt:

Me: I don't like the back, could you make it a little shorter?

Him: Uh.. um, you have uh.. quite a thick.. uh.. neck.. Umm, I think it will be better to keep it this length.. uh.. for balance..

Me: Oh. [long pause] I guess I'll have to get used to it then... Thanks.. I guess.

Later on the way home-

Me: [internal sobbing]

Work anger

I have noticed that incidences of work-related anger increase proportionally with the number of songs interrupted by phone calls.