Ten points for the Simpsons.

"Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?"

Ah. Yes, very good.

Hello Grandpa

Spontaneous haircut excerpt:

Me: I don't like the back, could you make it a little shorter?

Him: Uh.. um, you have uh.. quite a thick.. uh.. neck.. Umm, I think it will be better to keep it this length.. uh.. for balance..

Me: Oh. [long pause] I guess I'll have to get used to it then... Thanks.. I guess.

Later on the way home-

Me: [internal sobbing]

Work anger

I have noticed that incidences of work-related anger increase proportionally with the number of songs interrupted by phone calls.

Nicholas' dads' salad

1 tin of tuna in sunflower oil

salad potatoes

mixed olives with garlic and chilli

4 eggs

lettuce

yellow peppers

sweetcorn

carrot

capers

Boil potatoes, and hard-boil eggs. Add to salad. Enjoy with diet coke. Serves 4.

That is how I made the salad. But in all honesty - I forgot the capers.

Holy Crappoli

I made BLOG. Well, Nu Goff made me a blog. Bear-iffic.